Wednesday, November 9, 2016


What happened last night was a great thing.

The lights were finally turned on and we saw all the roaches scatter.

Turns out the American kitchen was dirty as fuck and no one came by to clean it up.
It was neglected and covered up with thick veil of social media and reality TV. People were just too lazy to lift the fucking veil and look underneath every once in a while.

Some of us thought that just because we had a black president we had moved into the 21st century.
Turns out joke is on us.

So after you're done crying and bitching and moaning because your candidate lost fair and square, pull up you big boy pants, put on your gloves, and grow a fucking pair.

It's time to exterminate.